go, dave. go save your ecto-slime sister.

“TG: whos this douche dag
TG: i mean bag
TG: im stuttering this dude is making me nervous “

oh. i didnt expect dave to get so nervous around a …carapace, is that what they were they called?

so this is the line i have heard so many times.

AH.

“STORY TIME’S OVER WIND BAG WHOOPS OH SHIT GET THIS FUCKIN’ CLOCK OUTTA MY WAY. I AM A ONE MAN STAMPEDE AND I’VE GOT A BROOM AND THAT PEAL OF SPLINTERING WOOD YOU HEAR IS THE LAST GASP OF A PRICELESS ANTIQUE DISINTEGRATING BENEATH THE OUTRAGEOUS FURY OF MY AUTHORIAL HOOVES.”

…its embarrassing to admit, but this is one of the few times i have laughed loud enough for liechtenstein to hear me.

i…

thank you for the comic relief, hussie. i think.

thats very dangerous, young handmaid, stop that.

is that the handmaid?

…karkat gave their universe cancer…and his sign is the cancer sign.

oh.

haha.

ukrainereadshomestuck:

swissreadshomestuck:

valentines x2 combo.

I didn’t know you were an artist, Switzerland!