go, dave. go save your ecto-slime sister.
“TG: whos this douche dag
TG: i mean bag
TG: im stuttering this dude is making me nervous “
oh. i didnt expect dave to get so nervous around a …carapace, is that what they were they called?
“STORY TIME’S OVER WIND BAG WHOOPS OH SHIT GET THIS FUCKIN’ CLOCK OUTTA MY WAY. I AM A ONE MAN STAMPEDE AND I’VE GOT A BROOM AND THAT PEAL OF SPLINTERING WOOD YOU HEAR IS THE LAST GASP OF A PRICELESS ANTIQUE DISINTEGRATING BENEATH THE OUTRAGEOUS FURY OF MY AUTHORIAL HOOVES.”
…its embarrassing to admit, but this is one of the few times i have laughed loud enough for liechtenstein to hear me.